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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

TEXT | VIDEO | VOICE | ACTION

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video;

[siffrin]

[ runs at you because we're both stinkers who didn't TL. anyway some rando is just video calling. Though the camera might start spinning because someone doesn't know how these things WORK. ]

...Huh?

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[ HELPPPPPPP runs back at you and catches you with my stinky arms!!!! The way he's immediately like ❓ because why are there two voices coming out of this thing at the same time? And why is it spinning? Hello? WE HAVE STREAMERS ON TERRA NOT VIDEO CONFERENCING!!!! ]

Huh? [ says it back. ] Is there something stuck in this thing?

[ For being a communications guy, he's learned that way too many fucking things are haunted in this place so he cannot be sure what this is. He starts shaking his compact wildly expecting something to fall out. ]

week 2, post-maze run

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[ They've made it through their boss fight! Miraculously. And while Elysium is typically covered from head to toe, it unfortunately wouldn't take much convincing after the first suggestion for him to ditch his shirt. So here he is now, sans top, idly hanging one of the fruits of their labour between his thumb and index finger, gently swaying it back and forth like a metronome. It's their magnifying glass. ]

This thing couldn't have come any sooner? Imagine if we had it for the party.

[ As light as he's trying to keep conversation, it's tough, voice slightly strained. Occasionally, he finds his hand drifting up to rub at his neck, almost as if checking for something that isn't there. Eugh. ]

[oversea]

[ there is knocking at elysium's door. ]

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[ there is no one in… ]

post cyoa return

[oversea]

[ okay you can't escape from me this time.

but thorns did carry elysium off like an asshole, ignoring the fact that other people may want to also look after him. ]

Can you hear me?

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[ thorns just ignoring there might be healers back there

But if Thorns had inspected him carefully at any point before or during this, he'll have found the faint, dried traces of blood trailing from Elysium's ears. So, it's fair question. Still, Elysium manages a tiny nod, as if that's all his body can give.

For his spurt of energy earlier, he's fading fast. ]

post cyoa action!

[artificialsweetener]

[looking up and seeing francy is killing my ass so bad i am losing it

ANYWAY. HE'S HUNTING DOWN ELYSIUM at some point after most of the hullabaloo of returns has died down WHERE IS HE.]

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[ YOU LIKE WHO DID THIS

But the icon is just me doing the above to you. Dahut can find him in the manor… staring off into the distance… he is healed up now, wow! There are also many cats crowding around him and batting at his feathers, but for whatever reason he doesn't seem to care?

He is the bust he'd tried to commit larceny for… gasp. ]

post-cyoa

[recrowns]

[ whoa thanks for the gay food up there

I WANT TO SEE MY GUY WHERE IS ELYSIUM ]

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[ me walking up to the healing mechanic like i've had enough of this

catch him at the cemetery, twirling a funerary flower by its stem, looking remarkedly in one piece… 🥺 ]

action; post-cyoa

[lucentia]

[hi... where are you...]

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[ crawls here now that new locations have been revealed

He's at Junk in the Trunk! He waves Lucien over. ]

action, week three

[animatedly]

[my elysium....

where is he....

wherever he is, reirin is watching him...]

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[ HELP ME!!! OOCLY WAITING FOR MY SOCK RESULTS THAT'S WHAT

But ICly he has been brooding… not to the levels of about to mcfreakin losing it, but to the levels of that one man meme. Emotionshare after coming back from a CYOA is diabolical, actually.

Our Reirin can find him in Junk in the Trunk as well so I can assign her something cutieful. 🥺 ]

action....

[oversea]

[ there is a knock on his door. is he not here again. ]

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[ He is in this time…

Imagine if I said he wasn't. He blinks when he sees who it is. ]

Thorns?

[paenitete]

I heard something happened with your memories earlier, so I'm checking in.

[ that's it. that's the text... like she's asking for a report... ]

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How did you find that one out? Yosuke?

text...

[oversea]

Meet me at the lab.

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[ How quickly does Thorns expect a response… ]

[glub]

[ one serious lore drop please... ]

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[ i play a 5* in a gacha with 6* characters what do you want from me

anyway they're both love arrowed because i don't know how this is happening otherwise. they inexplicably end up in the simulation room and if this isn't the most unserious start to anything ever then i'm not trying very hard. i'm not.

The scene glitches from what was supposed to be a cute date at Arknights' Hawaii into Arknights' Spain… except, is it? All that stretches in front of them is iridescent, bubbling patches of land and the sea. Elysium immediately blanches. ]

What the…

action

[tindery]

[ sets up another thread because the whims have taken me

anyway it's sometime after cyoa reveals. he is also checking on elysium because he seemed frazzled during in the simulated bar. wheremst ]

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[ He's significantly more chill now! (?)

He's in the Monochrome Kitchen baking cookies. ]

action a bit after post-cyoa

[lucentia]

[coming to find elysium...]

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[ SWEET LUCIEN 🥺 Do you want something relevant to this week's maze or something else entirely? ]

[oversea]

[ this isn't really an action but whenever elysium eventually returns to their room, there is a new (but familiar) transceiver tucked with his belongings. ]

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[ The transceiver doesn't get touched, but another box does get set down next to it also tagged with Thorns' name. Depending on the timing of when Thorns finds it, it may be locked or unlocked. It's there and locked at the beginning of the day; assume it's unlocked by noon. Enjoy your speedran second free regain. Elysium will continue not to open these himself.

Attached, a sticky note: ]

Working on it! ☆

voice

[voring]

[i decided to inflict myself upon you twice]

Hey! Wanna get pizza?

[Who even is this guy.]

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[ HELP ME it is now Elysium's turn for voring… ]

Yeah? On you? Drinks and all?

[ AGREES TO THIS RANDOM REQUEST FROM THIS RANDOM PERSON ]

W5

[selfconcept]

[ A 6 inch tall Hien falls from above. Catch him? He lands on your head? Make him go splat on the ground? You decide. ]

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[ opens his mouth like he's ready to catch him that way




Just kidding. At the last second, he catches him in his hands. ]

Hm? What happened here?

w5 text

[handfast]

[ you surpassing my comment count and also your inbox hitting 1k.....sniffs. life is good.


anyway elysium gets the following message ]

do you think people would still eat butter if it was blue

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[ only because i've been allergic to top-leveling

tears up ]

Of course
Butter's great! If they don't, that's their loss.

I think there's something to be said about finding blue better here because it probably means it's cursed but whatever
Did you find some??

text

[untrusted]

You're flighty.

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That's an interesting way to say you want to see me.
Is it time for our hangout already?

post cyoa

[oversea]

Let me know when you have time.

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Have you been good?

post-cyoa

[ordimame]

[SOMEHOW HE MADE IT TO THE RIVER. he is no longer bleeding out, and now he is on a mission]

[where are you, Elysium!]

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[ THEY ARE PROBABLY ALL HANGING AROUND THE RIVER, NGL. and thus the eventual river tl will be born but until then

He will watch as Edamura emerges and provides him a towel and a hospital gown… look… there are only so many things made one size fit all. He is so prepared for this shit now. ]

Feeling yourself, Edamura?

[ adds the name intentionally ]

w5 pre-cyoa, gift

[handfast]

[ in front of ely's door, there are now 30 sets of earmuffs in assorted colors and sizes. you're welcome. ]

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[ you know what

this is fine. all the snowmen in w6 are going to have earmuffs now… cool ]

w6 text;

[vacuous]

[ Morning after CYOA; ]

By the way, do you know why there's a large quantity of eggs outside my room?

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[ WHY DID VAL DO THIS ]

Huh
Maybe someone thought you needed the protein?

w6 action

[siffrin]

[ There's a small very tiny white triangle shape walking around Arcadia garden.. crouching by a field of flowers.

It's a bit obvious who it is from the cozy fitted familiar cloak, a hat that's just a bit too big but a head full of just fluffy white hair instead of the two-toned of white and black. ]

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[ the itty bitty marshmallow somehow got ittier and bittier

The way he just crouches a small distance away also to totally look at these flowers, waiting if this child will acknowledge him first or if it'll have to be the other way around… doing his utmost not to scare them off, his attention is seemingly on the flowers more than his company. ]

[handfast]

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[ slack reacts with a 👍 he loves you hak ]