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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[vacuous]

He can cook but it doesn't mean he's not also insane.

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How do we make sure nothing insane comes out

By giving him a recipe?

[vacuous]

Just ask him if he CAN make something. If it's a recipe he already knows it shouldn't be a problem. Sometimes he just gets bored and does whatever though.

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Or we can just make it another team bonding activity.

Has Hak gotten back to you yet? I still need to figure out what to do with all these earmuffs, too…
I'm thinking today's community service involves making sure all the snowmen out there are accounted for and warm. But before that, you wouldn't happen to need one, would you?

[vacuous]

They're full-size earmuffs?

[ Actually he's not sure what he expected. What would Elysium do with 30 egg-sized earmuffs. Normal-size is way more easy to find. ]

That's a cute idea actually.
Hak-kun is fine with us turning the eggs into dinner.

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Maybe they were meant for when they were all grown up…?

[ How long did Hak want them to be stuck here for. ]

But oh, whew.
I wish I could say the same for all the kids that seem to be running around. With how underdressed they've been showing up, I might as well keep a few in my pockets while I'm at it.

[vacuous]

Maybe. All rationality seems to go out the window when you're cursed.

[ Hak was just high. ]

There are a lot of kids around right now, aren't there? I also hope they won't get into trouble. Good plan, Elysium.

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[ slack reacts with his thumbs up… ]

Let me know when you get a date arranged for the eggpocalypse and I'll be there

[vacuous]

Alright, thank you.