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[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

Comments

[vacuous]

They're full-size earmuffs?

[ Actually he's not sure what he expected. What would Elysium do with 30 egg-sized earmuffs. Normal-size is way more easy to find. ]

That's a cute idea actually.
Hak-kun is fine with us turning the eggs into dinner.

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Maybe they were meant for when they were all grown up…?

[ How long did Hak want them to be stuck here for. ]

But oh, whew.
I wish I could say the same for all the kids that seem to be running around. With how underdressed they've been showing up, I might as well keep a few in my pockets while I'm at it.

[vacuous]

Maybe. All rationality seems to go out the window when you're cursed.

[ Hak was just high. ]

There are a lot of kids around right now, aren't there? I also hope they won't get into trouble. Good plan, Elysium.

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[ slack reacts with his thumbs up… ]

Let me know when you get a date arranged for the eggpocalypse and I'll be there

[vacuous]

Alright, thank you.