Entry tags:
inbox / purgastory.
HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."
GOODBYE
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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:
cursed chihuahua papers

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Anyway his expression lights up like HEY WAIT A SECOND, YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING?]
If you cut it with a guillotine, then isn't that even more of a super pizza? It is! [Also, imagine the WILDNESS of just being able to say you ate a pizza too big to fit through the order window AND it was cut by guillotine. AMAZING.]
Should we?!