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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

Comments

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My height only adds to my cuteness, you know!

[HUFFS AND PUFFS though he is not actually offended. Being small has its benefits... You can just escape through the vents when Bourreau appears.]

In any case, you came up with the bullying name, so you can come up with the nice one, too! That's your responsibility now.

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[ you know who else escapes from vents? amogus… he shouldn't be too proud of that… ]

Easier said than done when we make quite the eclectic combination. If we think about it in terms of letters, we have 'E', 'D', 'T', and 'Y'. … There's nothing we can make!

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[NOT HIM JUST IN THERE WITH AMOGUS]

The only team I've ever been on has a super uncreative name, so I think anything would be better than that, even if we just became "Teddy".

[No one needs to know it's spelled with only one d... He doesn't know this is a whole ass name of one of Yosuke's teammates.]

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Why don't we just be Teddy? Then you could be double D Dahut. Double D for… dangerously devious? The dazzling and dependable? Or even the distinguished and dauntless Dahut! Wow. There are so many options.

[ this is somehow worse than the first. ]

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You're bullying me agaaain!!

[WHAPPYPAWS HIS ARM but also goes to pick out a pair of socks...]

Just make it one D! It can be pronounced the same!

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What? I picked out perfectly good adjectives, didn't I? What complaints do you have now?

[ At least this time he tries to shield himself pathetically with his arms… ]

I was complimenting you! Complimenting!!

[ tears up. enjoy your cursed socks… 🥺 ]

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One of these days I'm going to bully you back so hard that you won't even know what hit you!

[SHAKING HIS GIFT SOCKS.]

...But thank you for the cute socks, anyway!

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[ hehehe

Anything for his cute lil mossball. He scruffs him like he always does before flouncing right off for his next pursuit of whimsy… frees u ]