inbox / purgastory.

[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

TEXT | VIDEO | VOICE | ACTION

inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

Comments

[aerodynamic]

You're not wrong about that. If we're been here as long as we have and will continue to be here for even longer, it feels kind of sad to think it'd also just be erased later. Even if the only reminder is socks because you and Dahut are weird.

[artificialsweetener]

[WHY'S HE CATCHING STRAYS]

[aerodynamic]

[ perhaps you should be less weird......... ]

[artificialsweetener]

[unthunkable]

[transmit]

Socks are practical. People always need more socks. What else would you have wanted?

[ Which is to say, he agrees, but he has to address the more important part here. ]

[aerodynamic]

Nothing! Seriously, the socks are fine. [ HE WAS JUST MAKING A POINT, also leave him alone he's not quite at the age where practicality wins over everything else. this is fine because there was effort in remembering. ]

[transmit]

[ The way this super important text message was literally just for sock hand-off.

He gives bro a thumbs up enjoy your cursed socks that I asked to be blessed. ]