inbox / purgastory.

[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

TEXT | VIDEO | VOICE | ACTION

inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

Comments

[transmit]

Socks are practical. People always need more socks. What else would you have wanted?

[ Which is to say, he agrees, but he has to address the more important part here. ]

[aerodynamic]

Nothing! Seriously, the socks are fine. [ HE WAS JUST MAKING A POINT, also leave him alone he's not quite at the age where practicality wins over everything else. this is fine because there was effort in remembering. ]

[transmit]

[ The way this super important text message was literally just for sock hand-off.

He gives bro a thumbs up enjoy your cursed socks that I asked to be blessed. ]