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elysium ([personal profile] transmit) wrote2024-05-27 09:46 am

inbox / purgastory.

HELLO



"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE


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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers
artificialsweetener: (let's have a party)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-11-26 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
What was up with it...

[DON'T JUST REPEAT THE QUESTION.]
vacuous: (pic#18166903)

[personal profile] vacuous 2025-11-26 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe it was upset you guys tried to abduct it? I think I would be.

[ And then it teleport jumpscared them at the door. ]
vacuous: (pic#17159430)

[personal profile] vacuous 2025-11-26 09:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't actually know if that's how it works, for the record. I don't make that kind of face normally, do I...?

Maybe it was afraid of being used as a scratching post.
artificialsweetener: (i've got only my bones)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-11-26 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
It could have been less upset... We didn't even do anything to it yet...

[HE'S SAD. HE WANTS TO EXPERIMENT ON THE BUSTS.]
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[personal profile] vacuous 2025-11-26 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
What were you planning on doing to it exactly? I could feel every time you touched and poked it, by the way!
artificialsweetener: (paperback dreams)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-11-26 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, good to know, good to know! That's already important information! We can move on to the next stage, maybe!

[WHAT NEXT STAGE.]
vacuous: (pic#18166798)

[personal profile] vacuous 2025-11-26 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Please keep from prodding any more busts without their owners' permission!
artificialsweetener: (forest walls and starry ceilings)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-11-26 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
Consent is super important in both experiments and in life! You don't have to worry, ehe.

[He will just use his own bust!]
artificialsweetener: (now compliment his folded wings)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2025-11-26 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ehe! ★

[DON'T JUST LAUGH AGAIN EITHER.]