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[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

Comments

[tindery]

[ tobari really wants to be a dgafer so bad but he's so fucking guilty about literally being unable to leave people alone

but because he is still trying, he's just going to respond immediately: ]

Don't try to drag me into some tag-team effort to be a pain in the ass to someone else.

[transmit]

Too late.

[ Just says this. Ominously. ]

After hearing all that, can you really say you're fine with leaving him alone?

[tindery]

Yes.

[ is it sincere? of course not. but he can larp indifference ]

I'm not someone who needs to get involved in everyone else's issues when there's enough people like you around here.

[transmit]

You don't think a single guy to twenty-four others is a pretty rough statistic? Have a heart.

[tindery]

Finish the work you sign up for.

[transmit]

Don't get involved next time.

[ The oven dings! ]

Pleasure working with you.