inbox / purgastory.

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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[ slack reacts with a 👍 he loves you hak ]

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[ not the slack coworker react


dw he's got you though 👍 ]