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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[ once again repeats that he is an innocent. yoyo… ]

If you wear the ones with ears poking out of them, girls will see and comment on how cute they are. Trust.

[aerodynamic]

[ :meowno:

also he has since looped around to being girl-focused so hard he actually takes this at face value. ]

... if you say so. [ slaps him with hideous socks and hopes for the best. ]

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Why don't you sound like you believe me? Whimsy gets you far in life! Makes recoveries super easy even when you fall short. —Not that you will.

[ surely

one of the six women will validate this perspective ]

More importantly. Seeing as that won you over so quickly, was there actually someone you had an eye on?

[aerodynamic]

I appreciate your confidence in me. [ wry. ] But sure, whimsy will get us through the horrors, whatever. And they're just socks, this is kind of easy.

[ DON'T. CALL HIM OUT THOUGH??? ]

It has nothing to do with that! It was just in general! [ a ]

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[ starts counting off his fingers while pausing between each name ]

Cardinal Lemuen, Mafuyu, Reirin, Miss Medea, Miss Fiammetta, Miss Melinoë——

[ are there any reactions ]

[aerodynamic]

[ there's a brief ping of thoughtfulness about mafuyu and worry about reirin and gratitude to meli and lemuen and a little bolt of respect-fear for medea and fia but those are probably not what ely is looking for. ]

That's... pretty much all of 'em, right?

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Mm. So it's someone back at home? Now that'd be a talking point——having socks sourced directly from Purgatory.

[aerodynamic]

Nah. [ he's picking up something like these things in ugly holiday colors and probably a santa hat. ]

You think we'd actually be able to take stuff back with us?

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[ cute… remember to thank him when they keep him warm. ]

Your guess is as good as mine. But it'd be a shame to leave empty-handed, wouldn't it? A souvenir, even a small one, to say we were here and that we didn't just pass each other like ghosts would be nice.

[aerodynamic]

You're not wrong about that. If we're been here as long as we have and will continue to be here for even longer, it feels kind of sad to think it'd also just be erased later. Even if the only reminder is socks because you and Dahut are weird.

[artificialsweetener]

[WHY'S HE CATCHING STRAYS]

[aerodynamic]

[ perhaps you should be less weird......... ]

[artificialsweetener]

[unthunkable]

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Socks are practical. People always need more socks. What else would you have wanted?

[ Which is to say, he agrees, but he has to address the more important part here. ]

[aerodynamic]

Nothing! Seriously, the socks are fine. [ HE WAS JUST MAKING A POINT, also leave him alone he's not quite at the age where practicality wins over everything else. this is fine because there was effort in remembering. ]

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[ The way this super important text message was literally just for sock hand-off.

He gives bro a thumbs up enjoy your cursed socks that I asked to be blessed. ]