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[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[transmit]

[ Hien how dare you ]

Mm. I have some other business I need to take care of, so I'll see you around. [ … ] If you need anything, I'm a call away.

[ Scruffs Edamura's hair on the way out. ]

Good boy.

[ BYE!!!!! ]

1/2

[ordimame]

[h. heh??]

[for a moment he just stands there, completely stunned, watching open mouthed as Elysium bounces. his hair is now standing up in all sorts of different directions. it look very silly]

[ordimame]

[and then he calls out—]

— you can't escape that easily!! Drinks are on you!

[NOBODY PAYS FOR DRINKS IN PURGATORY]