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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. The way that they were just attacking Tokinaga about it but he's still delighted to see that they have enough socks for all of them now, like a little team uniform.]

Wow, wow! You actually got some!

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Did you think I wouldn't? We had to make it up to the good Señor! Then I thought——there's no reason why any of us should be left out.

[ THEY CAN JUST TAKE WHATEVER THEY WANT. WHAT'S MONEY. ]

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[WHAT'S MONEY!!! Returning to society is going to be so rough.]

That's true, that's true! I like it this way, too. We can all match!

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[ does scien even believe in money ]

Right? Right? Don't we all feel like a team like this, too? Should we come up with a name?

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[He does in that he pays his workers well... sometimes i think about how every researcher at the institute gets free housing.]

Ooh, what a great idea! Yes, yes, let's! What should we be?!

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[ money may as well just be a concept to them, too…… ]

Yeah? What's something all of us have in common? Other than being taller than you, that is.

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[IT'S TRUE...]

Uwah, monsieur, how cruel... That would leave me out, anyway!

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Hm? It'd include you in the name. "The Taller than Dahut Club"!

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Why are you bullying me again?!

[WHAPPYPAWS HIS ARM.]

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[ Heheh… ]

It wouldn't be super exclusive, though… is the problem. [ Completely ignores this whappypawing. ] Just about everyone here would be eligible. You wouldn't have any other ideas, would you?

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My height only adds to my cuteness, you know!

[HUFFS AND PUFFS though he is not actually offended. Being small has its benefits... You can just escape through the vents when Bourreau appears.]

In any case, you came up with the bullying name, so you can come up with the nice one, too! That's your responsibility now.

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[ you know who else escapes from vents? amogus… he shouldn't be too proud of that… ]

Easier said than done when we make quite the eclectic combination. If we think about it in terms of letters, we have 'E', 'D', 'T', and 'Y'. … There's nothing we can make!

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[NOT HIM JUST IN THERE WITH AMOGUS]

The only team I've ever been on has a super uncreative name, so I think anything would be better than that, even if we just became "Teddy".

[No one needs to know it's spelled with only one d... He doesn't know this is a whole ass name of one of Yosuke's teammates.]

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Why don't we just be Teddy? Then you could be double D Dahut. Double D for… dangerously devious? The dazzling and dependable? Or even the distinguished and dauntless Dahut! Wow. There are so many options.

[ this is somehow worse than the first. ]

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You're bullying me agaaain!!

[WHAPPYPAWS HIS ARM but also goes to pick out a pair of socks...]

Just make it one D! It can be pronounced the same!

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What? I picked out perfectly good adjectives, didn't I? What complaints do you have now?

[ At least this time he tries to shield himself pathetically with his arms… ]

I was complimenting you! Complimenting!!

[ tears up. enjoy your cursed socks… 🥺 ]

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One of these days I'm going to bully you back so hard that you won't even know what hit you!

[SHAKING HIS GIFT SOCKS.]

...But thank you for the cute socks, anyway!

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[ hehehe

Anything for his cute lil mossball. He scruffs him like he always does before flouncing right off for his next pursuit of whimsy… frees u ]