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[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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Oh, is it too little?

[ says this despite knowing fully what Lucien means by that. He points to a change room. ]

The change room looked kinda small so I didn't want you to get claustrophobic. I'll keep handing you stuff as you go through everything! Your buddy's got you.

[lucentia]

... Thank you. I think?

[it is nice of elysium to go through the trouble of finding him clothes, so it's not like he has any reason to protest, right?? and so off to the change room he goes.]

[transmit]

[ pretends he does not hear the i think

anyway this is your free card to put lucien in whatever you wish for the next however long assuming elysium has forced it upon him… wahoo ]

[lucentia]

[thank you ly your service is invaluable

he will be cooperative and show elysium how these outfits look on him even though this feels weirdly embarrassing (not that he's unused to tailors but the vibe here is different)...]

[transmit]

[ he will be the best hypeman to ever hypeman

pummels lucien's embarrassment out of him ]

[lucentia]

[his embarrassment is a permanent fixture it cannot be removed]