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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[siffrin]

[ THE EEPY PEANUT THATS GOING TO SPREAD!!!! Siffrin just sitting here with beans these curses really could be worse

Unfortunately, Siffrin is a bit too tense and wired to allow proper sneaking up. So he does look over when he realizes he's not alone but. The sudden collapse from the oversized sleepy peanut makes them jump immediately at the contact. Freezing like they stupidly DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS.

Heart pounding, face flustered, hands awkwardly held out like he doesn't know what to do with them. Brace them from not falling over?? Hold him up? Is this hugging?? Does he hug back?? what is GOING ON. Settles with awkwardly trying to keep him from sliding off and eating dirt. ]

Did.. uhhh, something happen?? [ Also offers a bean and apparently some very choice words. ] It probably doesn't mean much, but I think so far you seem like a good person.

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[ HE WILL JUST ACCEPT THESE BEANS. OKAY. Mostly because he's too tired to think about it, face tensing as his pillow seems to wrestle with him. Then again, the curse specifically mentions wanting to cozy up with a tasty snack, so maybe these go hand in hand. He couldn't be more content with his lot in life at this exact moment, but thankfully(?), these really tasty beans give him just enough lucidity to blink awake, albeit blearily, at that. ]

Huh? No, nothing did. Heheh. I think you're a good person too, bro.

[ His eyes close again… he tries to make himself comfy by readjusting his head in his arms… is this going to turn into a lap pillow scenario? Mayhaps, if he can help it! ]

Sooooo… do you mind staying still? After working so hard, we both deserve our nap. Just a thought.

[ It's funny how these curses are just mundane enough that they won't make Elysium stop and think, 'what the hell happened and why?' beyond a general sense of confusion. Maybe Siffrin just really likes beans… and sharing beans… The bean equivalent to Reirin's potatoes. ]

[siffrin]

[ Hands him some beans, with a little extra serving of beans... Tasty delicious beans. With the safe compliment of how much of a good person he is. Blinks slowly at the call of bro. Well, that's a first. Too tired to try and correct him.

Slowly starts to sink. This very much could be a lap pillow scenario if Siffrin doesn't just completely flop onto their back. Because they're definitely aiming that way as they plop to sit. A hand raises to cover their mouth with a sudden yawn.

(When did you get so tired...?) ]

Mmmm. Sorry, not really used to it... [ Used to what? Sudden naps? Staying still? Working hard? Mystery. Another yawn. Also please. Siffrin is gonna be a bean avoider after whatever this is. Because why... beans... that's so random... Sleepiness is normal. The potential risks of having a nightmare while napping also normal. You could have such a better sleepover companion, Elysium. ]

Could nap.

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[ when will someone invent the gender neutral version of bro

Well. Okay. Maybe using Siffrin as a pillow had been a little ambitious. Plenty about this isn't ideal, but Elysium finds himself not caring. Eventually, he ends up on his back, coat shrugged off and spread over the both of them to settle them in comfortably. ]

Hm? Nothing to be sorry about.

[ Maybe there will be something to worry about when Siffrin's afflicted with the tosses and turns, but for now, this is exactly how he feels and exactly how he intends to feel for a long, long while like this is something he can just uniltaerally decide. He can check out the fish any time, whatever. ]

Let's.

[ snzzzzz ]

[siffrin]

[ time to use bud

Cozy... at least sleeping somewhere in the middle of nowhere on the ground isn't all that new or strange for Siffrin. Just settles comfortably and cozy. Also has already fallen asleep in the middle of Elysium talking, SORRY..

how long do they sleep... is the rest of the day gone to napping. Funnier is even when it eventually wears off, Siffrin would probably still nap away. nappies yay ]