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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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He's always so calm… do you think it could be a reflection of his inner self? I thought of all of ours, his would've put up the least resistance.

[ Also looks at Tokinaga wondering if he is in denial. ]

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Woah... [They're just both looking at Tokinaga now.] You might have a point! His inner self is full of surprises!

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[ Tokinaga watch party… their lab specimen… ]

You feel it too? That he could probably stand to cut loose more often?

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[THEIR LAB SPECIMEN.]

He could, he could! Oh, but you know - even though he may seem like someone who organizes their sock drawer, he actually loses his socks all of the time!

[vacuous]

[ I LEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES ]

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[doxxes your sock secrets]

[vacuous]

I'm right here, you know.

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[ Whispers extremely loudly to dahut: ]

Do you think we need to start worrying…?

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[WHISPERS EXTREMELY LOUDLY BACK:]

I think we can just get him extra pairs of socks and it should be fine...

[vacuous]

Hey...

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It's a gift, from us to you! Yay!

[vacuous]

Thanks...?

[ Actually maybe socks would be unironically nice. ]

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[DOUBLE THUMBS UP. they're going to get him neon banana socks]

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Yaaaaay—!

[ ELONGATES ]

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Yaaaaaaaaay—!

[TWO OF THEM.]

[vacuous]

[ YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "ELONGATES" AS A BRACKET AND NOT SPECIFY ]

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[ :) ]

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He like things with cute prints on them, yeah?

[ he's thinking about the neon banana shirt without having context for the neon banana shirt ]

Maybe we can swing some monkeys or cheese or even fuzzy ones that'll keep his feet warm!

[vacuous]

And so, they get ahead of themselves without asking the actual guy they're talking about.

[ Demoted to commentator. ]

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[IGNORES TOKINAGA RIGHT THERE]

Ooh, your eye and your taste are both impeccable, friend! Fuzzy ones with cheese! Or maybe those cute socks that have the little pompom puffs on them?

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Then there are the ones that hold hands! And the ones with cat ears! Aren't there way too many to choose from?



Maybe it's time to go with all of the above?

[ TOKINAGA YOUR SOCK DRAWER. ]

[aerodynamic]

[ putting you two together was such a mistake but also so fascinating... ]

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[who let this happen]

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[ they're just two lil guys ]

[vacuous]