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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[ Whispers extremely loudly to dahut: ]

Do you think we need to start worrying…?

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[WHISPERS EXTREMELY LOUDLY BACK:]

I think we can just get him extra pairs of socks and it should be fine...

[vacuous]

Hey...

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It's a gift, from us to you! Yay!

[vacuous]

Thanks...?

[ Actually maybe socks would be unironically nice. ]

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[DOUBLE THUMBS UP. they're going to get him neon banana socks]

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Yaaaaay—!

[ ELONGATES ]

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Yaaaaaaaaay—!

[TWO OF THEM.]

[vacuous]

[ YOU CAN'T JUST SAY "ELONGATES" AS A BRACKET AND NOT SPECIFY ]

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[ :) ]

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He like things with cute prints on them, yeah?

[ he's thinking about the neon banana shirt without having context for the neon banana shirt ]

Maybe we can swing some monkeys or cheese or even fuzzy ones that'll keep his feet warm!

[vacuous]

And so, they get ahead of themselves without asking the actual guy they're talking about.

[ Demoted to commentator. ]

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[IGNORES TOKINAGA RIGHT THERE]

Ooh, your eye and your taste are both impeccable, friend! Fuzzy ones with cheese! Or maybe those cute socks that have the little pompom puffs on them?

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Then there are the ones that hold hands! And the ones with cat ears! Aren't there way too many to choose from?



Maybe it's time to go with all of the above?

[ TOKINAGA YOUR SOCK DRAWER. ]

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I like the way you think! We'll get him one of every kind of sock that we think suits him!

[THEY'RE REALLY GOING TO GET HIM SO MANY SOCKS. WHERE. WHERE ARE THE SOCKS COMING FROM.]

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[ i crawl to the locations submission form to solve this problem specifically

anyway, this is the moment elysium gives dahut an approving thumbs-up before toddling off to check in on their other teen, whose dead body they've just… left! on the floor! completely abandoned! their priorities, man. ]

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[yosuke's corpse can be their halloween decoration!]