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inbox / purgastory.
HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."
GOODBYE
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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:
cursed chihuahua papers

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[ he sets the book on his lap. ]
You were tired.
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Maybe a little. Aren't you?
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[ very much so. ]
Do you want to go to bed?
[ this is a horrible date. ]
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If that's what it takes for you to. I'll walk you back.
[ romantic ]
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Are dates usually this short?
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They're as long as you want them to be. Did you want to check if your box was unlocked first?
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[ he needs to put elysium to bed... that's the important thing right now... ]
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Okay. [ Thorns wants his privacy… understandable. ] Let's go.
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... Did you ever get a roommate?
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What do you think?
[ elysium is stupid but thorns can be stupider. what a silly question. ]
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[ you never know... ]
You didn't stay with me.
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You left, too…
[ when they were in elysium's room? hello? ]
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he remembers this from before he regained his memory... ]
Should I stay?
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I did sleep better when you were around.
[ He's at the level of tiredness that admitting it feels like the only choice to make&helliop; ]
Do you want to count it as part of the date? You can slip out later, if you want. [ lmao. ] I think I just need someone to ward off all the cats.
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[ for CERTAIN activities but that's what makes this specific one platonic and not something else. they're being good. ]
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It's funny. Coming from Elysium, it would sound like massive cope and him twisting himself into a pretzel to justify something. But coming from Thorns, it's entirely believable that he means it sincerely. This was just a hangout between two friends, and now they're sleeping over…
… ]
What, have you been reading up on what dates are?
[ amusement…? ]
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[ he knows what the purpose is and the general stereotypes. if you asked him if sitting in a library and reading was considered a date he would probably say no, but again, that's probably why it's not romantic...? ]
I just never been on one.
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[ nudges. ]
You can take the bed again.
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[ he can take the floor... ]
I'm used to sleeping without a bed.
[ so is elysium. but still. ]
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And just when he's about to open his mouth to say something, likely in protest—a cat launches itself off a windowsill, paws outstretched and aiming straight for his feathers. Elysium immediately steps behind Thorns, hands on his shoulders as he unceremoniously shoves him forward like a human shield. ]
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THE CAT LANDS ON HIS FACE AND NOW THORNS HAS TO WRESTLE TO GET IT OFF ]
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[ thorns is
on his own ]
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it takes a moment but he finally detaches the cat... and plops it onto the bed where it scurries off in zoomies.
thorns' face.... is a mess of scratches and cat fur... ]
Are you sure your date wasn't bad because of you?
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[ He sniffs and pathetically droops his head against Thorns'. He's going to get PTSD at this rate… ]
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[ he reaches over like he is about to fix them
and then lets his hand drop back down. ]
You should look less pathetic.
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