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[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

Comments

[aerodynamic]

[ lifts his head up from where he's faceplanted into elysium's shoulder like ??? ]

Your boss? [ THIS DESTROYS THE IMAGE HE HAD OF SCIEN, that's hilarious. but he watches dahut gesture to these parts and squints slightly. ]

It's totally possible it was just to try and freak us out, but what if it really is more than that?

[artificialsweetener]

Right, right! One and the same!

[HIS BASEMENT DWELLER SLOB BOSS WHO'S A WASTE OF A SET OF GOOD LOOKS...]

I think it probably is! If we're in a place like purgatory, the things happening to us probably aren't "just because", right?

[aerodynamic]

[ continues to :tails: about this. ]

Feels like a ton of effort to go through "just because", yeah. So what is it trying to tell us?

[artificialsweetener]

[IT'S FINE...]

Good question, good question. Looking around a little more might be a good idea once everyone's recovered! Maybe we can make something useful with these, too.

[THEIR HARVESTED PARTS.]

[aerodynamic]

[ we really did just dismantle a bunch of stuff before entering a boss fight. feels like home... ]

I think I'll leave the science stuff to you, Dahut. But it can't hurt.

[artificialsweetener]

[PLEASE GET A BETTER HOME.]

Mm, well! I don't know what I'll be able to manage, but I'll do my best, okay?

[Along with anyone else who wants to be a science or mechanics FREAK.]

[aerodynamic]

[ IT'S FINE NOW. ]

Sure, sure. I know you'll have a handle on it. At least we're a step ahead of where we were.

[ wherever that is. ]

[artificialsweetener]

[WHEREVER THAT IS......]

Positive thinking!

[DOUBLE THUMBS UP. Yay...]

[aerodynamic]

[ double thumbs up!!!

as he slumps back over with a groan. yay... ]