Entry tags:
inbox / purgastory.
HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."
GOODBYE
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[ he knows that's likely not it. ]
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He just looks at Thorns like this. The excuses Thorns makes for him are even worse than the ones he makes for himself. 'You couldn't make it sound even a little more believable?' ]
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[ whether he agreed with it or not is a different story, but thorns does understand the hesitation to say goodbye. ]
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I think the other me is going to come out on top.
[ dodges forever until death. ]
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[ he does not sound remotely happy about this. ]
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[ Elysium also does not sound remotely happy about this. ]
…
Do you want me to give you notes on what might be effective.
[ this is fucked up. hands thorns an otome walkthrough for the unromanceable side character. ]
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actually, he has more important questions to ask, ]
Wait. What would you do, then?
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So glad his eyes are already closed. He refuses to make eye contact. ]
What do you mean by that?
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[ if thorns is expected to answer then he thinks elysium should as well. ]
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[ Listen… ]
It just came to mind when people started asking what I planned to do when I got back, that's all.
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[ he yanks at some of his hair. ]
You could just stay on it normally.
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Noooo… You have to forget so I can still surprise you.
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[ DON'T HOPE FOR MEMLOSS. ]
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[ This is why you don't let Elysium's imagination go wild. ]
Until then, you have to figure out a way to kidnap me. Easy, right? For a pirate.
[ like he wouldn't be as easy as a simple, 'will you come with me?' ]
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[ this is so overcomplicated for no reason. ]
Do you just want me to tie you up?
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Is that how you're going to go about it?
[ why
does he sound interested ]
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[ he will not be the one to say anything first. ]
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[ still not answering the question ]