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HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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Maybe you'll get your memories back when I catch up to you.

[ This is why you don't let Elysium's imagination go wild. ]

Until then, you have to figure out a way to kidnap me. Easy, right? For a pirate.

[ like he wouldn't be as easy as a simple, 'will you come with me?' ]

[oversea]

Huh...

[ this is so overcomplicated for no reason. ]

Do you just want me to tie you up?

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Is that how you're going to go about it?

[ why

does he sound interested ]

[oversea]

That doesn't answer my question.

[ he will not be the one to say anything first. ]

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You'll have to do it twice. Just to make sure I remember.

[ still not answering the question ]

[oversea]

Is that so?

[ no. ]

Should we practice then?

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[ STOP ]

I can struggle to make it believable.

[ yes… ]

[oversea]

We can go get rope.

[ this is the worst use of rope in the game actually ]

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[ you say that while rafayel is tying sylus up in the cage so no this is somehow not the worst ]

I have some in my bag…

[ For good reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yet the way he says it makes it sound otherwise. okay. ]

[oversea]

Oh...

[ thorns isn't thinking it's for good reason but okay. ]

Okay. We shouldn't do it in here.

[ in case fia appears even tho nat didn't TAG IN!!!! ]

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[ CARRYING ROPE IS NORMAL? ]

I think there are bigger concerns than that, like you supposedly being ready to tie up a recovering patient. Of course we're not doing that here. We shouldn't even be doing this.

…

On that note, where is Fia?

[ he still does not get up unfortunately ]

[oversea]

She said she was busy with something, but I think she's giving us privacy. I told her it was fine to come by though...

[ AND YET

SHE NEVER APPEARS!!! ]

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I've been doing my best to only hold your hand under the covers. Do you think she noticed? I don't mind…

[ he is trying so hard he's dying]

[oversea]

I feel like she'd probably complain...

[ it's not like she is shy and won't call them idiots... ]

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You think…?

[ Looks oddly emotional that his hand-holding has not been taken away from him. Sniffs. ]

Message her and see where she's at. It's possible she's wasted somewhere and needs help getting back—in that case, you'd probably have to contact someone else.

[oversea]

Can she not hold her alcohol?

[ why is thorns saying this as if he also can't hold his alcohol. if elysium didn't die when he did thorns would likely be extremely drunk right now. ]

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I don't know. If I'm being honest, I wasn't paying much attention to her during the first party…

But, check! If I contacted her she'd probably just nag.

[oversea]

Okay...

[ he will try... ]

You should take her out drinking.

[transmit]

[ don't sound so reluctant… ]

Hm? I could. What brings this on?