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[transmit]

HELLO

"You've reached Elysium! Lost? Need an ear? I'm your guy! I'll get back to you as soon as I can."

GOODBYE

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inventory bc i don't know where else to put this:

cursed chihuahua papers

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[oversea]

Drink the water. People are annoying when they're hungover.

[ but he will go to give elysium his meds..... ]

[paenitete]

[ starts bandaging her blisters... fuck heels... ]

I'm drinking it, but I'm telling you, I made sure I had some earlier. So I won't get hungover! You've never even seen me hungover anyway. Or drunk. I could be fine.

[oversea]

If you'll be fine, you can't ask me to help you with anything tomorrow.

[paenitete]

Fine! See if I help you with anything either.

[ although she is struggling to get these bandaids on ]

[oversea]

[ he watches...... ]




Do you need help?

[paenitete]

No.

[ she does that thing where she accidentally folds the sticky part of the bandaid together. ]

Fuck.

[ opens another bandaid ]

[oversea]

[ he silently continues to watch. ]

[paenitete]

[ gets performance anxiety and does it again ]

Go help your boyfriend!

[oversea]

[ FREEZES BECAUSE NO ONE HAS SAID ELYSIUM IS HIS BOYFRIEND BEFORE... WHOA..... EMBARRASSING.... THIS IS WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE???? ]

[paenitete]

[ she stops and watches this happen. ]

...You okay?

[oversea]

I'm good.

[ forces the medicine on elysium while ly isn't here to say otherwise ]

[paenitete]

[ good. keeps struggling with the bandaids ]

[transmit]

[ elysium is holding onto the badtz-marus protectively in his arms but he drops them to pluck the box out of fiammetta's hands. ]

Right…

How'd you even get this stuff in that state?



Don't bully him.

[paenitete]

[ well, she was going to answer, but. she just frowns and tries to take the box back. ]

What? I wasn't bullying him.

[ she genuinely wasn't ]

[transmit]

[ Elysium is ill but he is sober… surely he should be able to win. Rolls a 9. ]

You made him all shy.

[ the threshold for bullying is low… ]

[paenitete]

[ rolls a 16 even with disadvantage... either he's sicker than he thinks or fiammetta still has good reflexes when she's drunk. she gets the box back and looks at thorns. ]

He's shy...?

[ i'm sorry but only elysium can tell unless thorns is emotionsharing. she cannot read this man. ]

[transmit]

[ bursts into tears. watches the box go… ]

Very…

[ He's mostly bullshitting. ]

[paenitete]

...You two are dating now, right?

[transmit]

[ Hmmmmmmm…

He glances over to Thorns before looking back at Fiammetta. Is she distracted enough to take it back. Please. ]

… Yeah. That's why only I'm allowed to be mean.

[paenitete]

[ i got a 2 so yes. she sets the box down after taking another bandaid so he can swipe it. ]

See? I wasn't being mean. I was just telling the truth.

[ she wasn't bullying!! ]

[transmit]

If we worked off your standard of it, you'd be rattling him around. Nope!

[ this makes no sense but okay. ]

Where'd you need this on?

[ reveals his perfectly unwrapped bandage wow what a feat ]

[paenitete]

What are you saying...?

[ IT MAKES NO SENSE!! anyway drunk fia is pushing his hand away. ]

No. I can do it.

[ she cannot. her heels are bleeding a little. ]

[transmit]

I'm saying he's more delicate than he looks.

[ OKAY





He just grabs her foot. I think they were sitting on the ground right. Sorry that this is the level of friendship they're at. Manhandles. ]

[paenitete]

[ WHAT

SHOVES HIS FACE AWAY ]

What the hell are you doing?!

[transmit]

[ STOP

WHACKS HER BACK!!!! ]

Can you stop being stubborn for once? For two seconds?

[ but also he's trying to immobilise her now with his limbs I guess we're using all four now. bye to the perfectly peeled bandage. ]